| #001: I hate Nickelback |
[12 Jun 2007|08:18am] |
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#001: Nickelback
Why do I hate Nickelback? No, that's not the right question. Why does anyone not hate Nickelback? Now you're talking. They sound like an unhealthy car engine and look like an unhealthy whore's vagina. That's all there is to it really. They create some of the most monotonous 'rock' music I've ever heard and the fact that a large number of people (in America, at least) seem to enjoy it really just points towards some kind of Canadian gypsy hypnotism. I really look forward to someone defending Nickelback but I'm pretty sure that won't happen because most of their fans are either busy fucking their cousin in a barn or being fucked by their cousin in a barn. I guess I've answered my own question there. Why does anyone not hate Nickelback? Incest, apparently. Makes sense to me!
P.S. You can hear this post by clicking on the image.
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