| #002: I hate Car Bras |
[18 Jun 2007|08:58am] |
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#002: Car Bras
A car bra (also known as a front-end mask) is a piece of vinyl that wraps around the front portion of a vehicle, protecting it against flying rocks, debris and anything else that might smack the front of your car, causing dents and scratches. I got that description from a website that sells them, so it's obviously a bit biased and wouldn't mention to you that this product simply creates the impression that Optimus Prime and Zorro have had a vehicular lovechild. Basically, car bras looks stupid. If the vinyl is so awesome at protecting the paintwork, why not have it cover the whole car? I'm sure there are people out there who would relish the chance to purchase a gimp mask for their vehicle. These are obviously the same people who consider Pimp My Ride to be educational programming and more than likely enjoy pumping Nickelback out of their unnecessarily bass-driven car stereos. If you're a demolition derby driver then I could appreciate the benefits of something that will catch and hold pieces of your car as they attempt to fall off. For anyone else, a car bra is basically a way of painting "I AM A DOUCHE" on your bumper without vandalising your vehicle.
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